Yeah, But Still
with J. Gordon Peters
Yeah, But Still

Patterson Collier PC 666 02-01-10

The Episode from February 1st 2010 with the week's headlines somed up into  a minute and thirteen seconds. Notice how I wrote out the numbers for that extra bit of class. Like an old fashion check writing...takes me back.
Enjoy!

Haiti Relief

Me, as my alter ego, Patterson Collier and my friends at Dog News invite you to help out with the Haitti relief effort.
Please watch this video.

Patterson Collier PC 666 7-19-09

Patterson Collier is back. He's the newsman from hell...literally. He's here to tell you what you need to know and what to think about it.

Watch it now!

Patterson Collier PC 666 Exclusive Interview 7-8-09

Watch Patterson Collier's exclusive interview with Micheal Jackson's Doctor!
It's from Hundred Watt Films!

Patterson Collier PC 666 from 6-11-09

Stay on top of the news and Patterson Collier in this edition of Dog News from "Hundred Watt Films"

Salt of the Earth

In this litigious world we live in, it’s easy to find stories of frivolous law suits. Recently, “The Center for Science in the Public Interest” discovered that there might be a lot of sodium in a meal at Denny’s. I wonder what their first clue was. Was it clutching their chest every time they rose to pay at the register? Was it that cows were following them to lick their skin as they oozed sweat from their encounter with the heart-attack gravy on the chicken fried steak? Regardless, they are suing to get Denny’s to disclose the sodium content of their meals. I had no idea!!!

 

The AMA said that if restaurants and food processors would drop their sodium usage by one half it would save 150,000 lives a year. Is this wise? We already have a health care system that is busting at the seams. Medicare, Medicaid and Social security are almost broke. Why to do we want to prolong any one’s life? Isn’t this one of the massive failures of our government; our compassion to save everyone even at the expense of the nation’s coffers and real estate? We should let the natural order of things happen. Call it the mild Darwin Awards, but if you eat at Denny’s, McDonalds, Burger King, etc, everyday, you should go quicker and not be a burden on society. Now that’s being a true American!

Patterson Collier PC 666 #4

Patterson Collier is back with more of the news we want you to know.
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Patterson Collier PC 666 #3

Here's the 3rd entry of my alter ego, Patterson Collier of PC 666  from Hundred Watt Film's "Dog News"
This covered the news for the week of May 4th. 
A lot of things happened that week and we were there to fill in the cracks with spackling paste so they never surface again.

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Patterson Collier PC 666 # 2

Here's the 2nd entry of my alter ego, Patterson Collier of PC 666  from Hundred Watt Film's "Dog News"
This covered the news for the week of April 27th. Remember, old news can still be funny.

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Patterson Collier PC 666

Have you ever heard of a doppelganger? Or a walk-in? Or Sybil?
Well, I've been possessed. Now through my alter ego, Patterson Collier, 
I can give a dose of weekly updates you won't get anywhere else. 
Enjoy Dog News, where we report and decide for you! Unfair and unbalanced.

From April 26th 2009